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sex muffin 

|seksˈməfən|
n.: a title given to a humorous, intelligent, and interesting acquaintance with whom all matters can be discussed without fear of judgement and with certain encouragement, and who will also engage in sexual intercourse if prospects of getting anyone else are found to be too dim. Abbr.: S.M.
"Daniel and I agreed that if neither of us is married by age forty, he'll be my sex muffin."
"My name is Sophie Plesniak, S.M."
sex muffin by S.M.x2 January 9, 2010
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sex nazi 

a person who is highly dominent over his/her partner (s&m).
stop being a sex nazi and let me be on top!
sex nazi by Brian Smith November 9, 2004

Sex Ogre 

A female who's sexual appitite can over come her sense of reason leading to rash actions of lust.
Dude, did you see that Sex Ogre? she totaly knocked out that girl to sleep with Mike.
Sex Ogre by triomaven September 24, 2006

sex arrangement 

Euphemism for prostitution.

Phrase that originated from the dark satirical comedy show Jam created by Chris Morris in the sketch Sex For Houses, where words such as session and arrangement are distinct euphemisms for selling sex.
I didn't have enough cash to pay my pusher for my drug habit so we made a sex arrangement.
sex arrangement by Sal1981 January 11, 2008
A cup which holds cum, primarily after sex.

This was mainly brought into the world by Shane Dawson off one of his"Emo Bop" video where he was pictured with some 'girls' (which was his dressed up). One picked up a cup and went; "Oh is that a beer?" and while she was drinking it, he went; "Oh no no! That's my sex cup!" She spat out the fluids, which was meant to be cum.
"Hey, a milkshake!" "No man, don't drink that. That's my sex cup!"

"Oh no no! That's my sex cup!" "What's a sex cup?"
Sex Cup by sexycup123 August 29, 2009
When a woman or man has the inability to perform the act of fucking the shit outta their partner while on top. All they do is flop around in the vagina or on the cock like a fish on dry land!
Bill: Wow John, I had this bitch over the other night that couldn't rid the cock too well!

John: U mean to tell me u fucked a sex fish?!
Sex Fish by 123123gofuckurself1 February 3, 2010