|seksˈməfən|
n.: a title given to a humorous, intelligent, and interesting acquaintance with whom all matters can be discussed without fear of judgement and with certain encouragement, and who will also engage in sexual intercourse if prospects of getting anyone else are found to be too dim. Abbr.: S.M.
"Daniel and I agreed that if neither of us is married by ageforty, he'll be my sex muffin."
"My name is Sophie Plesniak, S.M."
Phrase that originated from the dark satirical comedy show Jam created by Chris Morris in the sketch Sex For Houses, where words such as session and arrangement are distinct euphemisms for selling sex.
I didn't have enough cash to pay my pusher for my drug habit so we made a sex arrangement.
This was mainly brought into the world by Shane Dawson off one of his"Emo Bop" video where he was pictured with some 'girls' (which was his dressed up). One picked up a cup and went; "Oh is that a beer?" and while she was drinking it, he went; "Oh no no! That's my sex cup!" She spat out the fluids, which was meant to be cum.
When a woman or man has the inability to perform the act of fuckingthe shit outta their partner while on top. All they do is flop around in the vagina or on the cock like a fish on dry land!
Bill: Wow John, I had this bitch over the other night that couldn't rid the cock too well!