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Reverse Kiss

When 2 or more people are sitting on the toilet at the same time in the same household, thier buttholes are then thereby connected by the plumbing, creating the reverse kiss. Instead of connecting at the lips, and ending at the buttholes, they are connected at the buttholes and ending at the lips
Awww, we were both pooping at the same time, it was a reverse kiss!
by Roytard January 29, 2022
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Reverse Kinder Surprise

When you remove a girl bra, and her breast are smaller than they looked, e.g. like Kinder Surprise, but instead of getting a good Surprise, you get disappointment
I took a girl home from the bar, and when I removed her bra, I got a Reverse Kinder Surprise
by brushnz February 4, 2022
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reverse jew

When a really cheap person feigns like "this time" they will pay. At any event where someone should share payment or pay for their own item, conveniently their wallet "gets stuck" in their pocket or purse because the other person has been known in the past to cover costs for them. Most times applies to people who like to take advantage of others for monetary gain, but can be any act of any perceived value.
Other terms related ; reverse jew with a twist : distracting someone temporarily in order to pay for an item or event
Reverse double jew : distracting someone in order to not pay, but better yet explained as most bill exchange scams
Karen called Mike and invited him to a concert, claiming she had already purchased the tickets, so Mike agreed, half heartedly. Karen was known to usually never pay for anything, as Mike found out, so thought this may be an enjoyable night out to clear the possible hostility.

As they were walking the boardwalk to the concert, they came across an ice cream vendor and they both agreed they could use it after walking awhile in the heat. Karen chirped up "I got this!" as she already had her purse out and ready. Mike disagreed however and said "Karen, you bought the concert tickets. That wouldn't be fair to either of us for one person to cover the costs of the whole day" as if to show Karen the wrongs of past dates.
Karen said " OK Mike, I guess so." Mike felt proud of pulling off this reverse jew with a twist. Maybe she'll stop taking advantage of others if I just show her the error of her ways.
As they finished their ice cream near the gates to the outdoor concert, Karen claimed she had to visit the little girls room.
Mike said "OK I'll save us a place in line" Karen walked off.

Mike had an eye at the tickets as he was waiting. He stared in shock.
"FREE 4TH OF JULY CONCERT" he read. "What the actual f*ck?" I just got double reverse jewed.
So in a fit of absolute madness he decided to leave. "I'm done with this woman!" He walked off back to his car and left Karen there to fend for herself, pulling off a magnificent Backwards double reverse jew with a twist.
by MatrixGenius February 6, 2022
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Reverse psychology

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Reverse psychology: a persuasion technique involving the false advocacy of a belief or behavior contrary to the belief or behavior which is actually being advocated. This technique relies on the psychological phenomenon of reactance, in which a person has a negative emotional response in reaction to being persuaded, and thus chooses the option which is being advocated against. Doesn't work if you are ugly
Bet you won't upvote reverse psychology post
by Microsoft shack February 8, 2022
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reverse ghost buster

When some one farts, and a someone else sucks it through their asshole, keeping it inside their stomach
Bro I farted in an open crowd yesterday, thank god my homie hit me with that reverse ghost buster
by Lockwood studios October 5, 2021
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Reverse Charmander

Dude, have you watched the movie "Salo?" That one dude got reverse charmandered. One chick had their boobs on fire.
by MigukMoonPark October 7, 2021
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Reverse Party Favor

The horrifically stupid act of ASSUMING that the white powder on the floor is spilled COCAINE from the night before; then tenaciously SNORTING it off the ground with a 3" straw the next morning; an idiotic effort to beckon the energy to clean up an abandoned party mess left at your house; Only to quickly and painfully realize it was NOT COCAINE, but was DEFINITELY old, dried, dog urine soaked potpourri scented CARPET REFRESHING POWDER from who knows when.
So, I only ever got duped by a Reverse Party Favor ONCE, and will never, EVER, snort ANYTHING off of the ground without tasting it first.
by moonnuithumor October 8, 2021
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