A drug comprised of Acid and THC oil frozen with a piece of sheep's heart in the middle representing the sacrifice of the Lamb of God (Made in Ice Trays and crushed to be eaten).
Guy: Yo bro can I get some of that Jesus's Love?
Plug: Yeah dude it's 50 a piece you'll be tripping for weeks.
Plug: Yeah dude it's 50 a piece you'll be tripping for weeks.
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They say he can perform miracles and heal people like fuckin shining diamond or some shit and that he’ll come back from the dead someday
I ain’t buying that nonsense!
Jesus more like jeSUS
Haha got em
They say he can perform miracles and heal people like fuckin shining diamond or some shit and that he’ll come back from the dead someday
I ain’t buying that nonsense!
Jesus more like jeSUS
Haha got em
Your Jesus obsessed mom: Ayy you know jebis is gonna judge yo ass for your sins someday right?
You: Nah homie that mf dead let’s get you your meds
Your mom: REEEEEEEEEE
You: Nah homie that mf dead let’s get you your meds
Your mom: REEEEEEEEEE
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noun / the phenomenon of men being praised for the smallest accomplishments. men doing the bare minimum and being worshipped as great men (doing something that women do and DO NOT receive praise for because its seen as their innate responsibility).
noun / the phenomenon of men being praised for the smallest accomplishments. men doing the bare minimum and being worshipped as great men (doing something that women do and DO NOT receive praise for because its seen as their innate responsibility).
"he always changes the baby, hes the best father."
"that's just walmart jesus. the bar is subterranean"
"that's just walmart jesus. the bar is subterranean"
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peter: oh god, mr. jesus is going to kill me.
peter: oh god, mr. jesus is going to kill me.
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3 Jesus died on the cross. 4 He put halos around the head of Jesus Christ. 5 They brought the children to Jesus and he blessed them. 6 Almost all Christians believe that Jesus was resurrected from the dead
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3 Jesus died on the cross. 4 He put halos around the head of Jesus Christ. 5 They brought the children to Jesus and he blessed them. 6 Almost all Christians believe that Jesus was resurrected from the dead
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