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Jesus

Jesus is wonderful counselor mighty God everlasting father prince of peace #God is good
Like if your a believer
by Corgi time April 14, 2021
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Jesus

Has a huge cock, and have the girls madly in love with him. He never gets upset and loves to watch porn. He’s a caring loving man who needs love and affection. Who’s daddy? Jesus is.
by Chaddychat22 November 23, 2021
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jesus christ its

stands for Jesus Christ Insert Testicals in Sex sike naw.
by PedoPolice23 June 19, 2021
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jesus it

The Sexual Act of physically nailing a partner to a bed through the hands and ankles. Extreme BDSM and extremely kinky. Not recommended for couples in love as the partner could bleed out during sex.
John: "That girl I hooked up with last night is really crazy, she wanted to Jesus it last night"
Dave: "Jesus Christ that's insane"
by onesickmotherfo April 25, 2017
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Jesus

Jesus: A misspelling of; Ye Zeus.
How do you think Plato voted?
Ye Zeus.
Oh Jesus! Better call Sparta.
by Goatacolypse September 28, 2024
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Monkey Jesus

Mooooooooonnnnnkaaaaaay jeeeeeesssssuuuuuusssss!! 🎶

Jesus monkey Christ on a stick!” — When frightened

We made a song but forgot…
Monkey Jesus is used In English when your bored
by Clarius and Darius December 10, 2023
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chunky jesus

If your priest is a fat fuck call him a chunky Jesus

Any fat Jesus worshippers are called chunky Jesus servants
Person 1:yo yo yo look are priest is a fat bitch

Person 2: lol it’s called a chunky Jesus Carl get your facts right
by Yummy nut February 20, 2019
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