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Syrup foot job

A type of footjob given at a Denny's under a table by a girl who really likes you
by Farbles May 27, 2024
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Mcdonalds Foot job

Where Big Mac sauce is layered on the foot especially between the toes, it is then removed by the mouth of a Maccas employee (JACK FORD).
man I want a McDonalds foot job with extra sauce
by JELQMAXXER62 May 30, 2024
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Mountain Football

A fart contest. Rules vary from region to region, but the goal is to outfart your opponent(s). Best played in groups, so everyone can vote on various fart attributes such as tone quality, attack, release, aromatic quality, and whether it sounds like a particular animal or vocalization. Dutch-ovening your opponents is an automatic disqualification; crop-dusting is encouraged for extra entertainment.
Vic: Those baked beans were delicious, babe.
Sue: Yep, they sure were. Hope you're limbered up and ready for some Mountain Football tonight.
Vic: *frrrrrp??*
Sue: AHAHAHAAAA, you're ahead of me! That one went up at the end and sounded kind of like a question. I award six points and the extra conversion point for style.
by YuliaTheWitch June 4, 2024
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National Football Day

On June 10th everyone has to go post and appreciate national football/soccer.
Dan: Its finally National Football Day!

Tom: Today is National Football Day!
by WorldFootballPresident June 9, 2024
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International Football Month

November was the official Month the best sport on earth was invented.
International Football Month is the best month ever
by WorldFootballPresident June 16, 2024
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11 foot 8

Something that's too tall to fit under a low clearance. Named after a YouTube channel that recorded numerous trucks hitting a low bridge.
Watch where you drive that U-haul or you'll cause an 11 foot 8.
by randomsoutherngirl January 22, 2026
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Trench foot

When you’ve been wearing your boots for to long and they fill with sweat completely destroying your sock leading to the most uncomfortable swollen raw pruned toes
Damn Bobby I got that trench foot
by Neckfrokillaface February 13, 2026
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