Give a dead millionaire's last buck

To care.

I don't give a dead millionaire's last buck if you just died- you need to take a shower!

by L. G. Flavopalliatus February 22, 2025

dead troops

when you plan something with your friends and it no one is up for it

Yo let’s go to the bar?

Nah, that’s dead troops

by SuperGGGs November 10, 2019

cat the dead dog

the cat died to the dead dog

cat the dead dog died

by flying man April 21, 2023

《¤》you《¤》are《¤》dead《¤》

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😱:《¤》you《¤》are《¤》dead《¤》

by InterpersonalCommunication February 20, 2025

Dead Lesbian Theory

The disappearance of traditional lesbian women as more and more would’ve been lesbians become trans men or gender non-conforming instead.

Lesbian: I can’t seem to find any other lesbians these days.
Homeless guy eavesdropping: That’s Dead Lesbian Theory for you.

by #I’mStraight June 13, 2025

dead

T-series

"T-series is dead"

by optimusprime3000 May 26, 2019

Dead

1) Something you say to someone when they tell you a joke and it was really funny, usually said in between laughter
2) Something texted or tweeted when a joke is kinda funny and you never actually laugh but you feel the need to say you did

*someone tells an okay joke*
“WOW TIFFANY THAT WAS SO FUNNY. IM DEAD. HAHAHHAHA.”

by c8cross March 1, 2018