Cake Sweater

Noun: The extraordinary amount of pubic hair that falls off a man’s Scrotum or penis while urinating specifically in a standing urinal. Usually at an all day public event like a sports game. Collecting on the top of a Urinal Sanitizing disk.

Hey Bob, use the last urinal on the left when you piss. Check out the Cake Sweater at the bottom!! Nasty.

by Ray Padood November 10, 2021

Cake Smushing

The sexual gratification of cake sqaushing with feet or posterior.

She didn't get her thrills from big cock John... instead she gets off on a bit of cake smushing.
That black forest gateau never saw it coming!

by Qhwan August 11, 2021

cake by the ocean

a song that is dirtier than you may think (or thought)

'dude I love the song cake by the ocean'
'you know that song is about having sex on the beach right?'
'... well now I do'

by SlipperyTrashMan August 11, 2021

cake after sex is so goated

"cake after sex is so goated" is the most charismatic phrase ever to exist. The guy who made it has the ability to make people bend to his will with this one phrase. Psychologists hate him!

person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: what
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: you're not making any sense
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: please stop
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated

by cakeaftersexissogoated September 10, 2021

Cakepanning

The process of making a pancake by putting on a frying pan.

Jay: Yo you finish cakepanning dem pancakes?
Denise: Hol up almost done they'll be done in a few.

by Xx_Dietz_noots_xX September 18, 2021

cakenbeans

Cakenbeans is a semi-famous tiktoker on TikTok with currently 2081 followers. He is a bandori content creator and a Little Witch Academia fan. He is also the most sweetest person in the Bandori fandom.

🎺🐓

Do you know Cakenbeans?

No? actually, who is that?
He’s a bandori tiktok content creator!

by gayslovemee September 22, 2021

Cakeache

The painful, physical symptoms of really wanting and needing cake but not having any.

My head qches and my sugar craving is making my muscles hurt, I think I have cakeache.

by 1crazycatmama September 30, 2021