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yo momma sandwich

by Obscurebrain June 27, 2024
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Fried Bologna Sandwich

A very obese and sunburnt man, whips the pus from his blisters on to his "meat." He then casually inserts his meat between a ladies "buns."
In this example the pus is simulated mustard.
After a Caribbean cruise, I gave my boss a fried bologna sandwich.
by Studmuffindelux2 June 29, 2024
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Slappin the Sandwich

A slang phrase used by modern teens to describe the act of straight sex.
Dude I totally slappin the sandwich with Peggy the other night. She even let me unload my magazine in her.

Bro that sounds like an epic fluid bonding experience.
by ChknFckr July 16, 2024
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national chicken sandwich day

National chicken sandwich day is when you make yourself a chicken sandwich or order it from any place that has chicken sandwiches to celebrate the day august 14th
oh man..! it’s national chicken sandwich day! Let me order a chicken sandwich off of chick fil a
by CuteBlackGirl7 August 14, 2024
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Caribbean Chicken Sandwich

The intimate act of sounding with a chicken bone while violently iglooing oneself. One will then proceed to extract any fluids created during the process and put them onto a raw chicken sandwich.
Dude did you hear that this kid made a Caribbean Chicken Sandwich?

Yes dude, they're insane!
by Box Wrld December 25, 2024
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Butt Knucle Sandwich

A Butt Knucle Sandwich is a situation in chess where two opposing knights are both behind the other and facing away from each other.
"Our chess game ended in a stalemate because we kept getting Butt Knucle Sandwiched."
by Itain'tObeeezy January 25, 2025
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wheat-and-rye-bread sandwich-hand-clasp

Refers to where two mushy-hearted guys wif "different-but-delightful" personalities tenderly cradle a cute chick's ten slender digits between each of theirs at da same time --- i.e., one nice fellow affectionately interlaces his fingers palm-to-palm wif da girl's, and then da other pleasant-mannered dude lays his own hands against da backs of said sweet blinky-eyed damsel's hands and softly folds his own fingers into da mix, as well. Extra points if said two gentle-natured male admirers "split da softness" --- i.e., rather than one fellow's "hogging" both of da girl's warm velvety palms so dat da other guy only gets to touch da backs of her hands, each dude takes one palm and one back of da girl's hands when initially grasping them, so dat both guys get an equal share of "palming" and "spooning".
Employing da wheat-and-rye-bread sandwich-hand-clasp is indeed super-pleasant and satisfying, but you can get even more creative than that... why not try da "poppy-seed-bun hand-clasp" --- i.e., where ya share da girl's hands wif a freckled dude --- or a "wheat-and-Pumpernickel-bread sandwich-hand-clasp", which involves letting an African-American hunk share a little squeezy fingers-'n'-palms fun wif said smiling sweetie-pie, also.
by QuacksO February 23, 2025
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