Sitting on your own dick until it goes numb, then masturbating to simulate jerking off a complete stranger.
I just love pleasuring another man, but when I can’t find one, I employ the reverse stranger on myself instead.
by DangerStranger February 28, 2021
Refers to where a schoolteacher requests his students to tell him the answer to a English/history question, math problem, etc. ("Now --- who can tell me what the answer is in this case?", or "I want you to fill in the blank on your page there, to tell me what the answer is")... not only does this strange behavior indicate that the teacher is apparently not qualified for his job, since **he** seemingly doesn't even know the answer himself (plus maybe the question is even too difficult/advanced for his students, if even he --- as an "educated grownup" --- doesn't even seem to know the answer; perhaps he should therefore not even be asking this excessively-advanced question of his much-younger/less-learned students), but it also directly flies in the face of his otherwise strict policy of never answering a question that a student asks **him** about a particular example on a test, but instead insisting that the student laboriously toil to find out the answer for himself.
Disgruntled second-grade student: I wish they'd let us have a better-informed teacher --- she expects US to supply HER with knowledge many times every day, rather than HER teaching US, the way she's supposed to! Talk about reverse/hypocritical teaching --- where'd SHE ever get her teacher's certification, anyway, if she's THAT dumb and uneducated?!??
by QuacksO February 17, 2017
by Chops and chunk December 31, 2021
A female is sitting on the toilet as her male lover is exiting the shower that she had occupied only moments ago. She had a turtle head poking its unruly neck out due to the deep dicking she had received in the shower prior to this. As the male passes the female she gobbles down his penis in the heat of passion they were still clearly still in. This is something that is in general unplanned and considered highly taboo. However, the two people had in fact not only been in the act of the reverse blumpkin but, had done so accidentally. Hence the accidental reverse blumpkin. The two never spoke of it again. Both feeling ashamed of committing such a perverted act.
I bet they didn't see that accidental reverse blumpkin coming before they hopped in the shower like a couple of wild dogs in heat. Its ok, Jesus still loves them....
by madmike135 July 30, 2018
The act of reversing ones love for yourself back to them to put yourself in the confident position to further increase ego
Jeremy asked Tiffany to go to the ball but Tiffany used Reverse Attraction to feel better about herself
by Mr. Stromboli April 03, 2021
The act of seasoning a ice cold can of Dr Pepper with Pepper, then shoving it u your foreskin for a girl to open with her tongue and drink.
Bro: My dog Started Reverse Dr Peppering me in my dream last night in front of an orchestra
You: nigga what the fuck?
You: nigga what the fuck?
by BigDicknigerian September 10, 2024
when one tucks their scrotum between their thighs, thus to appear as a male has a a vagina from the front, but a disturbing genital disease from the rear
did you see silence of the lambs last night? that was so gross when buffalo bill pulled of the reverse brains...
i got my roomate with the reverse brains when he walked in last night, he was so schocked
i got my roomate with the reverse brains when he walked in last night, he was so schocked
by gastly gonads February 25, 2010