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Alabama Hot pocket

A vindictive procedure where a man wearing a condom uses a liniment such as Icy Hot or Ben Gay-type heating rub as a condom lubricant (applied only to the exterior or the condom) to give a sexual partner (usually a woman) a nasty, painful surprise.
“She complained that my dong was so small that she could barely tell I was inside her, so I decided to give her an Alabama Hot pocket-- tell me you can't feel THAT, *****!”
by HarleyinKY February 7, 2020
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Run Thy Pockets

The best rapper in history. Known for his hit song on YouTube "Corolla" and "Meepcity. The very second his name is uttered, Eminem gets flashbacks.
Guy 1: Yo dude did you head the new Run Thy Pockets song?
Guy 2: Hell yeah I love run thy pockets! Hes the best rapper ever
by RunThyPockets November 4, 2022
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Pocket Picker

On the surface, the word seems similar to 'pickpocket,' but it has a whole different meaning. A pocket picker, similar to a 'prison princess,' is a person who hangs onto the pocket of stronger, more dominant prisoners, mostly referring to gay people. It can also be used to refer to someone who is so far up someone else's ass that you can see the hair in the back of their throat.
Male 1: Yo, you hear about Male 2? He started picking pockets. People are calling him a pocket picker.
by Harry the prisoner July 6, 2024
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Alabama Hot Pocket

It is when during sex you shit in a Females vagina and you proceed (optional) to fuck it with your dick or fingers.
Naw bro, I can’t go to the party. I will be giving Jessica and Alabama Hot Pocket
by Go fuck yourself, bitch! January 20, 2021
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pocket pasta

a sexual act in which you shove spaghetti (or any other type of pasta) into your partner's rectum.
Yo, have you pocket pasta'd Ben yet? You have to try it it's so fun.
by TR00TH May 28, 2019
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Pocket bomb

Gavin: you act so sped without your pocket bomb here.
Koa: you mean maria?
by f4iryg0ds September 24, 2021
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California Hot Pocket

When a New Age Hippie / people from LA, shit in a girl's or a man's ass then dips a hot pocket or a sandwich in the ass and eats it like a French dipped sandwich. While eating the sandwich, the person that is eating the sandwich starts having intercourse with the shit filled ass.
Logan Paul just gave that man a California Hot Pocket.
by PuRgE445 June 10, 2022
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