emo-penis

emo-penis (german: emo-penis) is a definition for people with dyed hair and piercings.

A: OMG are you an emo-penis?
B: YES HOW DID YOU KNOW?
A: I Saw your dyed hair and piercings

by weird little gay friend June 29, 2021

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Interrupting Penis

A man who does not let women explain concepts in meetings because he cuts into her dialog with his own thoughts either on purpose or inadvertently because subconsciously he thinks he can do it better. Except sometimes it is consciously.

I almost texted Chris in the middle of the meeting to tell him to stop cock blocking you. What an interrupting penis!

by Cat Drost 2525 March 20, 2021

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Monke penis

Someone who says something for absolutely no reason, has absolutely no meaning just say it around the boys for fun.

Person 1: Bro I hit him once he's one shot
Person 2 : monke penis

by dababyletsgoo July 18, 2021

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penis chocking

A sexual fetish that involves placing your penis beneath a wheel.

"Man, I have a thing for girls in wheelchairs."
"See that girl there? You should totally penis chock her."
"I agree. I really enjoy penis chocking, mmmhmm."

by Impish July 30, 2012

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