October 9th

National give head day 😛🍆

Its october 9th do use it wisely bc yu only get one shot 👅

by shanezersaurus October 8, 2023

october 30

national piss day

mom: "why did u piss so much"
me: "ITS NATIONAL PISS DAY MOM OCTOBER 30TH!!!!!!"

by faeshaelaemae October 7, 2021

October 24

If this is your birthday your the sexiest person alive

"Hey man did you know that girls birthday is October 24? "
"That's why she is so cute"

by Homosexuality but homophobic January 27, 2021

October 18

Kyah’s Birthday

Today is October 18 which is Kyah’s birthday.

by Kyah1018 October 17, 2019

October

The spoopiest month out there.

Guy 1: Yo its October.
Guy 2: Boo.
Guy 1: A

by A Gachas Mind October 14, 2020

October 25

Tell your boyfriend/girlfriend that your braking up with them day! If u don’t want them anymore tomorrow is the day

If u don’t like that person anymore and u don’t do it because u don’t want to hurt them. October 25 is the day for u to do it!!!

by More-like October 24, 2019

October 22

On this date you have to give money to a person that his name starts with H

Person 1: her give me money

Person 2 : why?
Person 1: because it is October 22 and u have to give me money because my name starts with H

Person 2 : ok

by 💩 🤩 Super toilet potato 🤩 💩 October 21, 2019