Ur mom gay

Why is this still a fucking thing?

"Taurusinachinashop , your mom gay"
" bitch..?"

by Taurusinachinashop May 12, 2018

your moms parallel

When's someones mom is so flat, that their chest and ass are parallel

Cade: Hey man, your moms parallel
Gino: Ha, thats funny, cause its true

by thebearrug35 October 6, 2016

ur mom gay

This sentence was an old dead meme used for no absolute reason, but due to the fact that your mom being gay is true since most females are attracted to males. This sentence was originally used to insult someone and has became a meme and so did the no u meme.

The kind of argument usually starts off like this.

Guy 1: hey guess what

Guy 2: what

Guy 1: ur mom gay

Guy 2: no u

Guy 1: uno reverse card

Guy 2: oh no

This argument is most commonly found in dumb games such as Roblox, or if your lucky enough, in a random argument started by middle schoolers.

by dumbcrapboi October 17, 2019

ur mom gay

An insult nobody can beat.

John: You suck.
Harold: ur mom gay

by Earthworm Sally October 25, 2020

Mom that is not good at parenting

threatens to beat you, will yell at you if you say "i dont know" but sometimes tells you to say it, looks for things in your room to have a ascuse to scream at you, says they never tell lies (but lie about everything), gets so drunk to the point where they almost sleep with you for a whole night, will loose the things they take away from you and not give a shit about it (can be lost for even 4 months), gives you deppression and axiety but since she "knows everything" she just gives you pills, if you talk back at all she'll treat you like shit (dont forget she reminds you about it everyday), and thats not even a start.

my mom that is not good at parenting just threating to cut all my hair off in my sleep (true story)

by chick-fa-le January 4, 2021

Mariah my mom

mariah is such a beautiful woman she is a one of a kind and no and i mean NO man deserves her. She is the best mother in the whole wide world and youll be lucky to have her in your life i am. i love you with all my heat mom always n forever. 💙💙

always and forever mom. ( Mariah my mom )

by alinayrfirstborn:) January 7, 2021

anti mom friend

Suggests every thought which comes to their mind no matter how strange or dangerous

Person1"Why did Ellie say we should make a car out of a firework on a garbage can???"

Person2 "Idk, she is the anti mom friend of the group and has absolutely no regard for safety"

by Oh my it is a baked bean February 3, 2021