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No Mock Gov March

In March you need to stop moderating/talking in all Discord mock government servers and touch some grass.
Hey dude it's No Mock Gov March tomorrow
Oh god, I forgot!
by Shortsiee November 10, 2021
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no missionary march

where a sexual couple cannot have intercourse using missionary as their position of choice. It must be any other position and should last from 1st Match at 12:00am to 1st of April at 12:00am, which also starts No anal april.
boyfriend: "baby, you want dick tonight?"

girl: " of course, but let's do it doggie style, it's no missionary march."

boyfriend: "FUCK SAKE"
by lickMyBalls;) September 13, 2021
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16th of March

You kill cats, bit you always get away with i.
Cat owner: Omg you killed my cat
You: I was born on the 16th of March
Cat owner: Oh,ok…
by You are very be November 24, 2021
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No Cookie March

No Cookie March, or shorten it as NCM You cant eat cookie on march until end of march, This mean you cannot see cookie, No eating cookie for whole march, Everyone wont eat cookie, this is challenge to show Cookie's Pain for whole march
Noah: hey did you fail no cookie march
Felix: Yes
Noah: What a idiot, never eat cookie again.
by Parasouth December 3, 2021
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MILF Madness March

Males can only have sex or masturbate with a MILF (Unless you are gay, if so, do it with a DILF.) For Females you do the same, but with a DILF (Unless you are a lesbian, if so, do it with a MILF.) Passing will let you do Anal Annihilation April.
by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022
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Mambre-movie-marathon

A movie marathon where mambre have a flirty, romantic, evening.
There having a mambre-movie-marathon over there. Mama Mia. Here we go again. Ughhh.
by Bnarratologist February 18, 2022
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The Great Goose March

The March of a long line of geese across a busy road, holding up traffic and ruining everyone's day because geese are selfish bastards who only want vengeance.
Sorry I'm late, The Great Goose March was taking place on the highway!
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