treat em like a mushroom

Concealing information from someone. Keeping someone uninformed and happy. Keeping management appeased.

Dont tell them anything. Dont allude to anything.

Treat em like a mushroom, feed em a bunch of shit and keep them in the dark.

or just

Treat them like a mushroom.

by Polishsausag September 22, 2007

Tastes like fruit loops

A phrase used to describe an alcoholic beverage that does not taste alcoholic.

Matthew: "So what's your favorite drink?"

Forrest: "Caribou Lou baby! It tastes like fruit loops and hits like a truck!"

by DJ Forresto January 23, 2011

whoaing like Keanu Reeves

A state of fascination or awe. Therefore, you say "whoa" in response to whatever you find unbelievable.

This definition is dervied from the movie The Matrix starring Keanu Reeves. He says "whoa" once he learns of his incredible powers.

Example #1 "Oh my God, I'm totally whoaing like Keanu Reeves over here. Did you see Vanilla Sky? What a mind bender!" says Jules.

Example #2 "The sex has to be great," says Marc. "It has to be so good that is has you whoaing like Keanu Reeves."

by Omarossa June 28, 2005

Don't do me like that

To complain to someone that is doing something of a negative nature toward you.

You can also replace 'me' with other things. Such as him, her, it, them etc.

Ex: Bobby; "Man, Mr. Smith, how did I miss this problem, but Lonnie got the same answer right?"

Lonnie; "Don't do me like that"

by BetaOmega June 18, 2011

shittin like a seagull

is when your on holiday and eat something which does not quite agree with you, resulting in a bad case of the almighty squidgy shits...

that fish i had last night wasnt cooked to well, now im shittin like a seagull and got a fookin shit rash.....

by Lee Briggs February 8, 2008

cry like a baby

To cry in a disconsolate manner.

I can't watch those sappy movies because I just cry like a baby every time.

by English1O1 November 3, 2017

A face like a dropped pie

To denote the profound grotesque appearance of a persons face.

"Fuck Me! She has a face like a dropped pie"

by Mojo Staplegun August 19, 2008