John Wayne's gun

A female whom in the past & present has been involved in a gastronomical amount of sexual acts or intercourse involving a man's penis.

"Man, that Jenny Smegbreath chick is such a whore, she's been cocked more times than John Wayne's gun!"

by Nigey Mc August 27, 2009

John Q Jennings

John Q Jennings, is a master of all tasks, he is a man who needs no introduction because everyone knows him. John Q Jennings is a lady's man and a mans man! He knows how to fix a seized motor and how to buy a seized house. John Q Jennings is God's gift to anything and everything!

Man, I don't know anyone who can fix my car that just ran over my girlfriends cat.

Friend, Sure you do, John Q Jennings can! and he will fix your girlfriends cat too!

Man, That John Q Jennings is God's gift to anything and everything.

by Koosh_boy1 April 17, 2011

John T. Wolfe

1. mediocre billards player
2. one who cannot handle losing well

Hey, wanna go to the bar and hustle some John T. Wolfe's for cash?

Even though I only win half the games I play, I feel the need to be a John T. Wolfe after each one.

by LaRold Blondo May 11, 2013

Colton John Dunning

The man who slept with your mother.

Was the guy's name Colton John Dunning?

by daffy nomancer November 3, 2014

john duke hall

a guy with a very very very very very tiny pee pee

Gorl1: why you sad
Gorl2: i just found out my boyfriend is a john duke hall

by `dad June 6, 2018

Sam John Doyle

A all round great guy he’s funny and enjoys making people laugh he may be stupid sometimes but he doesn’t care he’s always there for you and never lies to you. Don’t lose him he’s is the best

That guys certainly Sam John Doyle

by Sammy dodger 235 June 26, 2019

john mark mckinney

The definition of awesome. The coolest dude you can hang out with. He is so athletic, attractive, and muscular. They will do anything for the people they love. Can do The stupidest things. Normally a tall blondie with blue eyes. All the girls love him. A guy with the name John Mark McKinney is just an all around great guy.

Girl 1- “ OMG!!! Is that John Mark McKinney??!!”

Girl 2- “ It is, he’s so cute!!!”

by John Mark McKinney September 14, 2019