Fart Dildo

Poop.

Bro, your fart dildo clogged the toilet again.

Jeff, so sending me pictures of your morning fart dildo.

by pbrewsky April 2, 2021

Fellow farting

When a group of believers gather round to fellowship after a Wednesday potluck and the food results into a methane conundrum

After Gramma’s infamous egg salad, there was a lot of fellow farting goin on!

by Grodyboi July 25, 2023

cuckoo fart

To let one go, immediately after another person has blown the muck trumpet in order to confuse the Smeller as to the perpetrator of the stench.

This morning my wife did a fart, so I let go a “cuckoo fart” and she thought it was hers,

by Ilovebananas65 May 30, 2019

Cork Fart

Noun: The last fart you have before pooping is imminent. Sometimes you don't even realize you need to poop until the cork fart is released.

Alex: *fart noise* Oh boy! I need to get to the bathroom!

Erin: Was that a cork fart?

Alex: Yup, got to go!

Erin: See you in a half hour

by Puckstopper92 January 19, 2022

slender fart

A fart that elegantly yet narrowly slides out between a person's ass cheeks finalizing with a crisp popping sound.

"POP!!!!"
Person 1 "Dude you chewing gum?"
Person 2 "no that popping noise was just a slender fart that snuck out of me.

by Sociopathic goat May 31, 2017

Fart Wolf

Someone who cry's wolf about farting

Fart , let them know you farted

Then also, say you farted when you didnt

Eventually they find out

Then never know if you really farted or not

Fart when something important is being done

When driving roll the windows up ... lock them

Lie about farting best when they ask about the windows being locked or to unlock them ...

Does your window work... thats because i farted and locked them

Then admit you didnt really fart

Keep doing it ... and then when you really fart ... and they dont believe you and smell it

Best to maintain a fart wolf ratio so when you really do fart in a certain situation, they "arent falling for it" and your then an official fart wolf

safe for work and everywhere

except in front of someone who workouts alot or is possibly having a bad day...

Dont fart wolf in front of strangers who may get really upset

by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 27, 2018

Heart of the fart

When your inhale someone's flatulence at it's peak moment of pungency and proximity.

Phwor!

I copped the full 'Heart of the fart'!

by ^^!$#@ August 12, 2019