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Oreo of Death

The process of drinking heavily, smoking a lot of weed, and then drinking heavily again.
Chris ate the oreo of death last night. He's still passed out in the shower.
by deadlynabisco October 13, 2011
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Andre Keith Braugher Learned His Way To His Death

Andre Keith Braugher Learned His Way To His Death
Andre Keith Braugher Learned His Way To His Death
by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025
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Death

This is the meaning of life as always, your death is longer than your life.
I killed the cat with a screwdriver.
It was like so death.
by --SaTaN 666-- November 2, 2019
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death rattle

the sound of a penis being tossed around in a vacuum cleaner
lad 1: What was that sound
lad 2: oh just a death rattle
lad 1: oohhh, so his penis just got sucked off by a vacuum cleaner
by Sjoerd de sjoenkelman April 3, 2024
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death swipe

A term for the act of indiscriminately swiping right in a dating app, usually out of desperation or laziness, that may result in a large amount of matches with bots and people outside of the users preferences.
You need to stop death swiping, you’ll never catch a good guy that way.”

“My date didn’t even recognize me when I got there. No doubt because he’s a death swiper, messaging anyone who responds.”

“I’m tired of putting so much effort into my profile and pickup lines for no response, I’m just going to death swipe until someone starts a conversation from something in my bio.”

“She was stalked because she had been death swiping.”

“Despite having a full inbox, the death swipe didn’t help him get a date.”
by Nifty Difty April 20, 2023
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Death in Absentia

When a person who has been missing for an extended period is declared dead, even though there is usually no evidence to support whether they are alive to deceased because they are...well, missing.

A missing person is declared dead in absentia when they have not been located for seven years after vanishing.
Death in absentia can lead to odd scenarios if the person comes back.

For example, a man who had gone missing long enough to be declared dead suddenly turned up again and appealed his declaration of death in court. However, the decision was ruled irreversible, and he remained legally dead despite his clearly being alive, as he was standing in the courtroom!
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 1, 2023
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Death

When a man dies and is finally free from the sexually-transmitted terminal disease.
"Life is worse than death am i right bro?"
by 696969696969696666996 December 23, 2021
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