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lavender crack

To spritz lavender fabreze into someone’s exposed butt crack
Gil totally lavender cracked me as I was bent over trying to hook up my PlayStation
by anonymous December 16, 2022
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can crack

1. Penile anal insertion.

2. A swift kick to the ass.
1. She enjoys a good can crack every now and then.

2. "If I don't get my money soon, he'll be getting a badass can cracking!"
by e-double January 18, 2006
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Cracked

Being simply “Good”, “Great”, or “amazing” at something that has skill involved.
Sam: Yo, Dude! You’re cracked at the Video Game.
Tom: You’re Lowkeye Cracked at Football
by BigBoyLC March 16, 2023
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crack nugget

A nickname to give to a person you’re highly addicted to. Since crack rocks can be referred to as “nuggets” some people just call them crack nuggets which is an extremely addictive drug, also known as crack cocaine. So calling someone you’re obsessed with “crack nugget” is very fitting, considering you’re addicted to them and act as foolish and erratic around them as someone on cocaine would.
I love my boyfriend, I can’t get enough of him. He’s like my little crack nugget.”
by crackgurl February 21, 2024
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My ass crack day

"yo it's my ass crack day, let me sniff yo ass"
by muíamor October 19, 2019
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ass crack of egypt

My friend told me he lives in Peoria and I told him DAMN you live in the ass crack of egypt
by Kkkkkkaaaarrrrrrgggg November 11, 2021
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cracks my shorts

When a guy spots a beautiful woman and he starts to get an erection so his penis pokes thru the hole in front of his underwear.
"Oh wow. She was is so sexy, she cracks my shorts".
by Square head April 30, 2012
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