Ben Story

A story that is preluded by a lengthy backstory to create the context and ends abruptly with no worthwhile conclusion given the lengthy setup.

These stories are typically told by people named 'Ben'

"So I was at work... but the thing is with the checkouts... the button for rockmelon is under stone fruit... my store manager yelled at my coworker... and that's how I made a joke about rockmelons."
"What a Ben Story."

by flyboy45 June 23, 2023

Ben

Ben has black hair. Ben is friends with everyone but has a couple of really close friends. He plays music in his free time. But there’s a dark side to him. Ben seems weird but once you get to know him he’s a great guy.

He’s being so Ben right now.

by CHOCOTACO March 18, 2023

Ben Kennedy

A neighbor who gives in easily to peer pressure.

If you chastise him enough, he will surely take down the obnoxious Christmas lights. He’s such a Ben Kennedy.

by Osos Dialect February 16, 2025

Ben

Ben is elite

Ben is the most elite

by Kind guy October 18, 2021

Bens Caravan

Where all that naughty business goes down

"Anyone wanna go to Bens caravan?"

by jaaackem May 2, 2019

meg and ben

Hey Meg I think I actually starting to love you

Meg and Ben doesn’t get better🥰

by 8 rugby October 7, 2020

Ben

Pristine specimen of African American Rizz culture. Can Rizz up all things living and nonliving, especially men. Ben is the supreme god we look up to for rizz and all things pulling, whether that being pulling people or pulling cocks out, he is there.

Anyone: Man I'm so ugly and have no rizz
Ben: rizzes up
Anyone: "pulls 50 women"

by Comminust Korean April 3, 2023