Asshole chef-Well, since she's defensive about everything, I'm gonna let her thin skin heal and get back to the kitchen where I will actually get something done. Did you get a look at the pancake tits on her?
Chef's friend-Yea, they were funny looking pancake tits, hahahahaha.
Chef's friend-Yea, they were funny looking pancake tits, hahahahaha.
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Slutty Girl-1: Oh man, I am so freaking bored.
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