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Goody two shoes

Expecting every team or player that every cheated in baseball to get punished, penalized, or banned is like expecting every politician that ever lied to get executed for treason, it isn't realistic, and it's what a silly person that got their hands on power would try to do, encourage people to report on each other for breaking/violating rules. The same kind of kid that ran to their mommy and told her every rule their sibling ever broke while not seeing their own double standards or reporting them to anybody. Somebody that wants to discredit any team they weren't rooting for by changing the rules and game entirely when they fail at their own game. It's already their game, it's already thrown and rigged in their favor always, they should always win, and there is no excuse when they don't.
The goody two shoes that can be expected to follow the rules exactly is the one that makes life difficult for anybody that is human and not a machine like him/her.

Bach von Hitler ran to her mother about her student not doing all the work she assigned him because it violated her bullshit policies and procedures.
by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021
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by Adujasty343 June 14, 2025
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I ain't never seen two pretty best friends

It means you haven't two pretty ladies or men together as friends and you get the feeling that one of them are ugly
"I ain't never seen two pretty best friends! "
Oh!
by Thedeadfishonaline123 November 30, 2020
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Two Missionaries in a Crock-Pot

First recorded reference in "Mike and Molly" at season 1 episode 21 at -00:08:54 as a punchline.

Currently used to describe two (2)persons coital with two (2) others in the same room and everybody hopes it gets wierd.
So, half the people were on top, did ya'll end up like two missionaries in a crock-pot?
by Dctrsqr May 18, 2023
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Two dicks

Two dicks is something you call a bloke (normally a young bloke) who does dumb things. The logic behind the name is that the recipient is so silly, he must have two dicks, because he is way too stupid to be playing with just one.
"Hey two dicks, come here for a second".

"Why do you keep calling me that?"

"Because only a total idiot would put steak on the BBQ without turning it on"...
by Bubba Zanetti February 7, 2020
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Japanese Two-Dong Stableford

When your golf buddy wants to make golf harder than it is.
“DeWayne wants to make us lose strokes playing Japanese Two-Dong Stableford rules.
by LokiDeCat October 27, 2021
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nibby two

a word used to discribe a nibby (see nibby)
this nibby two is a nibby
by kit the nibby November 28, 2023
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