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romans 10:9 says “because, if you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.”
by nword February 13, 2021
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jumping jack jesus

An attempt to jump SF to Alcatraz on a ramp built for Pastrana to do using only Element 115.
Bird_ This is the shit Lazar sent me.
Pastrana_ Good????..
Bird_ It's OK.

SNOOP DOG_ shit GaryMike...
li da jumping jack jesus
Pastrana_ What about GARYMIKE???
Craig_ yep. go get em Tiger.
Aaron. I love you Garymike.
by craigbird1968 January 28, 2021
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Jesus

Jesus has a big cock
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Jesus Sperm Theory

We are in a universe sized sperm cell from Jesus and it's going normal sperm speed but we are so small it feels like forever
"Jesus Sperm Theory saved my life man"- Jeffrey Epstein
by Saddam Huissain June 18, 2023
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Oh lord jesus

When someone does something dumb out of no where.
When someone looks dumb.
When something happens unexpectedly.
Jocelyn: "hey, did you see ally's makeup today?"
Arlette: "no why?"
*arlette sees ally's horrifying make up*

Arlette: "oh lord Jesus"
by issasneak August 10, 2017
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Jesus

the one that does on the cross for your sins.. so that YOU could live a holy life and make it to heaven. he has given you the choice. heaven or hell. it's up to you to choose :)
Jesus is our saviour
by live for Jesus May 17, 2021
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