by daniel sensei October 01, 2023
Saturday Morning we are going Bear Hunting
by Itshorizon June 14, 2018
The act of shitting your pants and hugging someone’s torso backwards while smooshing the shit on them
by Pervytoadsage March 07, 2024
Somebody who is seemingly cute and sweet like a gummy bear, but has a feature about them that makes nobody want them. Like a gummy bear dropped on the dirty carpet.
by hxrbcufnd June 15, 2022
by The queen of England April 17, 2021
Either a tall, hot, hairy chested guy from Essex, typically named Ian, who is easily the sexiest guy in the room... or a Teddy bear you can buy from Adventure Island at Southend-on-Sea. Both are great to cuddle up with, but only one will make you truly happy.
Girl 1: Who's that guy over there?
Girl 2: Oh, that's Ian. He's a real Essex Bear
Girl 1: I must have him now
Girl 2: Oh, that's Ian. He's a real Essex Bear
Girl 1: I must have him now
by SqLvr19 August 14, 2022
by alusian boar December 25, 2023