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Hard to give a shit when you have to take one

The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.

For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.
For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.
by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022
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take a number

Used to tell someone to wait their turn for something, such as to speak with a person or to ask a person for something. Taken from the system of hospitals and pharmacies of taking a piece of paper with a number on it from a big red roll and waiting for your number to come up on the screen. When your number came up, you were served.
Take a number, honey, I'm way too busy right now.
by Ben October 12, 2004
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I will take your life

by Communism Is Life May 3, 2025
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Takes Tuesdays

A phrase used to describe a long period of time; a long wait
Marky: Hey man, is that Pizza done yet?
Josh "The O": Nah man, you know that shit takes tuesdays.
by TheBlackDonKing May 22, 2009
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Take down squad

A group of people that hangout a lot and take down lots of alcohol
We r the take down squad
by #fratferdasteeze December 26, 2024
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i'll take it luv

on May 9th, Twitter user "ind¡go" @kxltist, now going by @imort6lp6r6doxx, was exposed by multiple of their ex-mutuals for asking them for money 24/7, even when they said they didn't have any money or were low on cash. they would spend every hour of the day going into their mutuals messages and asking for money and wouldn't stop even if they didn't get a response back. the phrase "i'll take it luv" refers to them asking their ex-mutual, @hnoceur, for money, and when their ex-mutual said they only had $4 left after spending most of their money on dinner, they said "i'll take it luv", offering to take their ex-mutuals last $4.

they'd often say they needed the money for ubers, trains, buses, food, appointments, etc. but she was exposed by her ex-bfs family for spending the money on drugs, fent, and weed.
"hey can I borrow some money for a ride?"
"sorry i only have $4 to my name I just spent on all on dinner :("
"I'll take it luv"
by anbyburger May 11, 2025
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