it's a joke not a dick don't take it too hard

thing to say when someone bitches about a biology joke

z3ma b9a lih i3raf ghi les gènes dialo, it's a joke not a dick don't take it too hard

by Ayoub_Amer December 23, 2016

take a lag

To 'take a lag' means to go to jail.

"He better hope the cops get to him first 'coz I'll happily take a lag to fuck him up myself!"

by rm84 October 02, 2020

Don't take it seriously

You definitely can't accuse me of THAT, that's for damn sure. I am like, super militant.

Hym "You can't say that I don't take it seriously that's for damn sure."

by Hym Iam April 15, 2024

take you upstairs

Usually implies oral sex, also can imply bringing up a girl/guy from a party for the post party bang I.E "fuck"

I'm gonna deck the halls with these balls
hey, I wanna take you upstairs baby;)

by May 29, 2015

Taking a mans hat

If you take a man’s hat it means you were either fighting or your fuckin

Example taking a mans hat Now Missy do you know the rules about taking a man’s hat we are either fighting or fucking and I don’t hit women

by Wheeler walker August 04, 2021

take one please

that note you see on candy bowls on halloween

it said "take one please!" but you know theres always that one kid who doesn't listen

by starry da great December 20, 2024

Dumpsterfire Take

When an opinion is assumed to be a "hot take", but it's controversial because it's simply garbage and belongs in the trash.

Person 1: "Hot take; people working fast food shouldn't be paid a living wage."
Person 2: "Nah bro, that right there is what we call a Dumpsterfire Take. GTFO."

by AmalgamationDoll November 21, 2021