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Punch the Monkey

The act of of fisting a ginger with a full 70’s bush.
During sex the girl asks “Hey baby, I’m really hot tonight, do you want to Punch the Monkey?”
by AK32125 February 27, 2026
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punch-kun moment

the moment that you feel abandoned and runs to IKEA for the stuffed orangutan toy ( Djungelskog) and it is sold out !
Dante is having his punch-kun moment, would he be open to rely on the TY beanies?
by momentsbylori March 4, 2026
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punching cotton

The action of doing something with the intent to do some damage but unexpectedly doing no damage.
Alex yelled "You are useless" at Nick but he just smiled back at him. Alex felt like he was punching cotton.
by WordsOfGold February 20, 2025
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Punching down

How can I be punching down when you think the people I'm talking about are better than me? You are trying to turn this into a popularity contest because you know that I will lose and you are generalizing and decontextualizing everything I say.
A fucking retard "Uh, I don't like bullies, uuuuh... I'm definitely not doing it because the things he said apply to me and mean that I'm a retarded, morally bankrupt piece of shit uuhhh. Yeah, the thing."

Hym "It's about submission and it's about getting me to accept the bullshit you say regardless of whether or it's true. It can't be punching down if you think the people being punched are above me (conceptually). You think she is fucking the retard explicitly because the retard is better than me. You think I'm a bad man and that bad men are worse than women. How is that punching down to you? You cannot think the thing you are claiming to think. If being an assburger is a super power, how am I punching down? The only way for me to be punching down is for me to be better than everyone I'm punching."
by Hym Iam February 21, 2025
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Punch A Girl In The Stomach Day

March 19th is for punching girls in their stomachs. Yay! I mean they have kick boys in the balls day
"I love Punch A Girl In The Stomach Day!"
by Acht8Zwei2Vier4 March 6, 2025
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Punch A Girl In The Stomach Day

March 19th is for punching girls in their stomach. I mean, they can kick our balls so punch them back
"I love Punch A Girl In The Stomach Day!"
by Acht8Zwei2Vier4 March 6, 2025
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Punched

A girl or boy that's ugly. (Or should we say PUNCHED.)
Person 1: You saw with the hightop dreads?
Person 2: Mhm. That nigga is punched.
by Superioronnie March 21, 2025
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