
I’m touching cloth! I really need to lay some Bum Spuds.
Someone forgot to flush the toilet and it is full of Bum Spuds.
Someone forgot to flush the toilet and it is full of Bum Spuds.
by sbjkd October 5, 2020

by RelicNThat January 23, 2018

A term that a very well-to-do New Zealand gentleman says as he struts about Sydney, Australia trying to impress hot English females only to be told that "it's killed the mood".
The term 'Rudie Bum' implies that two people, generally of the opposite sex, get together and thrust hips with one another thus causing, what some would say, a pleasing feeling shared between two people.
The term 'Rudie Bum' implies that two people, generally of the opposite sex, get together and thrust hips with one another thus causing, what some would say, a pleasing feeling shared between two people.
"After we have finished this delicious scone darling, shall we have rudie bums"?
"Bert!! Can you smell that? I think the neighbours are having rudie bums"!
Mum: "Doug, have you seen trudy"?
Dad: "Yeah I think she's with Kevin having rudie bums"
"Bert!! Can you smell that? I think the neighbours are having rudie bums"!
Mum: "Doug, have you seen trudy"?
Dad: "Yeah I think she's with Kevin having rudie bums"
by SomeDudeWithoutARangie December 17, 2013

When hit by a 'suicide bum', you are experiencing explosive diarrhea.
One is able to become the victim of a suicide bum and shit him-/herself at an extraordinarily inconvenient moment.
One is able to become the victim of a suicide bum and shit him-/herself at an extraordinarily inconvenient moment.
So there I was, surrounded by the hottest girls in the world and I was hit by a suicide bum. They'll never talk to me again - with good reason.
Sorry I couldn't go last night, I was hit by a suicide bum.
Please don't come over, I'm about to suicide bum my apartment.
Sorry I couldn't go last night, I was hit by a suicide bum.
Please don't come over, I'm about to suicide bum my apartment.
by Comadog November 12, 2015
