Mouth boner

Wanting to eat something really badly

Ahh man those corndogs look so good I just got a mouth boner

by 5444tvfshm8 November 26, 2018

Boner Funeral

Verb. To return to a flacid state after ejaculating.

I attended a wake in her pussy, but boner funeraled in her ass.

by Pop Rox25 May 27, 2018

Word boner

When a person gets a boner from someone’s words over text. This is the worst boner because someone got hard to words.

Female over text: I wanna touch you

Male: * starts getting word boner*

by Mid12:00Night October 8, 2020

Boner-petite

Ironic term used went you see a picture of food that isn't exactly enticing.

Look at this dead roadkill.
Boner-petite.

by HuuuuuuurdDik August 12, 2020

Dirty-Boner

When you slather your dong in chocolate so that it is lubed better and your spouse agrees to do anal, but when you finish doing it with them, they turn around and turn out to be a guy.

"Oh man, last night was WICKED! I was all ready to go and he pulled a dirty-boner on me!!"

by FatherTy April 18, 2022

hate boner

hating someone you may like platonically/romantically

Person A : I totally hate him!
Person B : Isn't he your friend? You probably just have a hate boner for him

by aoba ★ February 28, 2024

Belief Boner

The act of or feeling of having a belief in something that’s so appealing and strong your soul gets metaphorically erect.

I have a belief boner for preventing Trump from building a wall.

by Skittr February 18, 2019