BANANAISM

When you bring home a bunch of fresh bananas, and a few days later they are rotten with fruit Flys everywhere, because you forgot to eat them.

Honey, we have a horrible case if Bananaism. Just look at all the rotten bananas and I'm being attacked by fruit Flies, WE FORGOT TO EAT THE BANANAS!

by Quirop-x August 10, 2024

banana rabies

When you have ADD/ADHD and your meds wear off

Susan must be experiencing banana rabies right now because she's off her rocker. I love it.

by Susan_Dweeb98 November 20, 2016

Banana Man

A small stuffed doll with a yellow hoodie and what appear to be giant dick legs that can be placed around the office or home in order to surprise your friends

Someone put banana man in the fridge again

by TurkeySandwich December 6, 2022

Orange banana

when a snowbunny sucks ur dick until it turns Orange then swallows ur cum but keeps sucking

that girl gave me a Orange banana

by jackrabbit one two January 28, 2018

Banana

A measurement tool for 9gag-ers.

OP: Here is a banana for scale!
Reader: Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well!

by Bojlerman November 12, 2017

Brown Banana

An insult for a senile person.

“That Mildred is SUCH a brown banana!”

by Membean Magician March 18, 2022

Banana Pants

Banana pants refers to a state of craziness or confusion. Figuratively, it's like if you were wearing pants that held your ankles together and you could not take a step. Like if both legs of the pants were together, the shape of a single banana.

When I was hungry, I thought about ordering a sandwich. But I could not eat the carbs in the bread; or should I get only sprouted, whole grain; but, no, what if I have a gluten sensitivity? I was totally banana pants and decided not to eat anything until later when I ate the whole, extra-large pizza in one sitting.

by cspvln January 3, 2017