Redneck Wet Wipe

When you're on the toilet taking a mean shit and you realize you have to blow your nose, so you grab some toilet paper to do so, then wipe your asshole with the now-wet and snotty toilet paper, thereby cleaning your asshole more effectively than just regular shit tickets. The best part is, unlike regular wet wipes, you can flush it without fucking up your septic tank or local sewage system.

Wife: "Honey, do we have any wet wipes? I've got the never-ending wipe happening here."
Husband: "Just blow you nose into some toilet paper!"
W: "Huh?"
H: "You know, like a Redneck Wet Wipe!"
W: "Gross, babe."
H: "Is it really any more gross than what just came out of your asshole?"
W: "Fair point." *honk*

by Crap-tain April 20, 2025

wet dog

while having sex doggy style you stick your finger in your mouth then stick it in their ass.

Jose: I gave her the wet dog last night she was waggin her ass as soon as I put it in.
sean: omfg

by VillainSZN May 20, 2023

WET Jacque

Its like a wet willie but you put it all the way in, when someone inserts their tongue inside your ear and leaves it covered in saliva or semen.

My friend Victoria was telling me about when her side nigga gave her a WET Jacque, she said biting my earlobe wasn't enough give me all of it.

by Blondewithabongwholikesthedong May 15, 2018

wet foot

i have wet foot when i step in water

wet footy

by vfdcv August 7, 2023

California Wet Walnut

The act of dipping your testicules into an individuals mouth to wet them, and then smearing the testicules across the forhead.

Loren and his friends from California used to love giving each other California Wet Walnuts

by The4house January 30, 2022

wet cat in a cardboard box rizz.

"Wet cat in a cardboard box rizz" can be used to describe someone so pathetic and or innocent, that you feel the need to date them, out of pity, or sympathy. Like how if you see a cat abandoned in a box on the side of a rainy street, you feel compelled to pick them up, and take care of them.

"I met this girl the other day, she was so lonely, and stumbled over her words a lot, but I gave her my number, because she had wet cat in a cardboard box rizz."

by wet cat April 26, 2025

Wet Willy Dickbag

An individual who willing makes hand to hand contact with another individual who has visibly licked their hand.

He saw me lick my hand and still shook my hand, what a wet willy dickbag

by Mpierre October 6, 2021