Muffin top

An extremely rude insult to a person with an oversized midriff.

Can be used to discribe someone with a short blunt cock and small full-moon plate sized boobs.

You muffin top

Omg he must have a muffin top dick

Ewwww muffin top

by Seabass101 May 20, 2019

Tippy Top

A feminine male top. Typically a gay male who's feminine but prefers to top instead of bottom.

Person 1: "How is that guy a top? He's so feminine!"
Person 2: "He's a Tippy Top! Fem guys can be tops too!"

by ibishum February 21, 2025

tippy top

(In reference to sexual intercourse) When a shorter partner is topping a taller partner.

"Get over here and tippy top me, shorty"

by queermunculus October 24, 2023

Top Deck

To jack-off (masturbate) whilst defecating (pooping). Name comes from Cadbury Top Deck chocolate, white chocolate top with milk (brown) chocolate bottom.

Mario explained with a smile he took so long in the bathroom as he was giving himself a Top Deck.

by Pazzy August 18, 2025

To lie on top of the giraffe

To act recklessly.

He only knows how to lie on top of the giraffe.

by ActuallyAFish July 6, 2025

Up top

An exclamation directed towards someone who made a really funny joke, or if someone cool just happened.

*Your friend gets the lowest grade on the test*
You: Yoooo good job man Up Top!
(no high five occurs because you don't have any friends)

Gael: A man walks into a bar. He says "ow"
You: Up top!
(high five)

by Br0der March 13, 2020

Top Shagger

Miss McNeil.

Erin said to Charlotte ‘Miss McNeil is defo a top shagger’

by erando January 20, 2020