Whiskey Tits

The act of filling 2 zip loc bags full of preferred whiskey, putting the bags into a double d bra, then strapping said bra to a smaller chested woman and concealing with a shirt. This is used to smuggle alcohol into large sporting venues that forbade such drinks.

They don't serve alchol in Tiger Stadium; but luckily ole gal keeps a set of whiskey tits so I get hammered for the whole game.

by Jamacha November 22, 2013

tit-flapped

when one or more of you friends legs are on you and they kick you in the chest and your tits wack into your face and you get knocked out.

**bex and jess have just shared a bottle of WKD, they are now a bit merry - jess has a fasination with saying a sentence, they come back to beckys house where her sisters are**

bex ''yo yo nigga, get your stumps off me, dude''
jess ''OMG have i done it? no OMG have i done it? no'' *jess proceedes to kick bex in the tits*
ami ''is tits there knocked out?''
jess ''OMG have i done it? no. OMG have i done it? no''
ami ''OMG you just tit-flapped her''
chloe ''how apt!''

by BASEMENT__JUNKIE June 13, 2007

You Tits

Not big

How big are you tits?

by Koolkat69420 June 25, 2018

bitch tits

a man that has fucking massive tits

shit, look Stevens got bitch tits, there even bigger than his girlfreinds

by IM JUST A CHICK WITH A DICK November 6, 2012

thin tits

The antonym for positive expressions 'heavy' or 'tits'. Used to describe a meager boon.

"Hey did you see the new Hellboy?"
"Thin tits, if you ask me."

by JM_Zen August 28, 2008

Scan your tits

It's when you are so bored that you scan your tits, convert it to a jpeg and then post it on newsgroups---preferably usenet.

Slutty Girl-1: Oh man, I am so freaking bored.
Slutty Girl-2: Ya I know. Either we should blow a random stranger or 'scan our tits.'

by Jeff September 12, 2003

Tit to Gut Ratio

a mathematical approximation of a person's physical attractiveness, most often used as a universal index of comparison among women of varied body types. Other uses include analysis of breast growth on overweight men (see manboob) and, rarely, justification for the use of the phrase BBW.

She would be a 2 if her tit to gut ratio wasn't a 3. That big girl's got enough tits to motorboat for hours.

by Big_BB February 24, 2010