That's not the tits 

When something isn't good or sucks. It's the opposite of "That's the tits"

Dooey: "My car broke down while I was going 75mph down the freeway dude"
Friend: "That's not the tits"

That's not the tits by JazzElectro October 21, 2009

Slow up the train man 

Back it up a sec
Hold up
Wait a min

Liz: At class today this boy told me he wanted to get my lovin. Guess what I said!
Kel: What did you do.
Liz: Slow up the train man. Take yo' nonsense, pack it in a suitcase, zip it and manage. Before I kick your booty to tune town. You can even manage the train tell yo crew your nonsense and they can believe what ever you tell them.
Kel: WTH did you just say.
Liz: What my momma would have said.
Kel; (lol) omg your something else
Liz: I know! Now, please let me have a snack woman.

Slow up the train man by Wolfdg8mys0ul00lz December 1, 2009

Shelf over the toybox 

A beer gut.

He's OK for an older guy, if you don't mind the shelf over the toybox.

Shelf over the toybox by Drawn & Quarterly April 25, 2010

High Def the TV 

when the TV is so dusty that after you finally get around to dusting it, it looks like High Definition

Hey, this is my favorite show, high def the TV for me!!

High Def the TV by laughingBrunette April 13, 2011

dent in the table 

when a person has breasts caving into the body.

kyle: man, that chick is so flat!
chris: yeah man, she's got a dent in the table

dent in the table by mcmugger June 30, 2011

to Drown the toilet 

To take a water shit

I got diarrhea from those tacos last night and had to drown the toilet this morning.

to Drown the toilet by Mr. santorum May 24, 2012

None for the team 

When athletes the night and/or morning before an important game or competition deliberately refrain from having sex.

Dude, that chick at the party last night was all over me !! Too bad I had an important match this morning, so I took none for the team. Stupid me!

None for the team by Dr_Doom April 28, 2013