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California Super Suck

When you receive head so f***ing good, that by the time it's over; 25 years have passed & you're on the streets begging for money to satisfy your crack habit. (Like the majority of the homeless in L.A.)
Nick: Damn dude, I haven't felt anything that amazing since we pretended to be suicide-bombers that one time!
Vinny: No, shit? Sounds like she almost gave you that California Super Suck!
Nick: Damn near, I knew I was in trouble when I started getting light headed & I was getting weird wiffs of crack.
by Mr_Blue_Pants November 21, 2024
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Sucks Energy Drink

Sucks Energy is a fictional energy drink company featured in the book Put My Numbers On That.
I need to drink a Sucks energy drink before I deal with these assholes.
by Ginger Snappah Head July 18, 2022
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Sucking buttermilk

When you have to use #2 (take a shit) so bad that your asshole quivers uncontrollably as you green apple quick step to the bathroom.
Me: Man, I almost did not make it to the restroom!
Friend: why you say that?
Me: my asshole was sucking buttermilk as I rushed to get to the “throne”!
by Texas Shithouse Poet September 4, 2020
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pucker-suck

When two people put their buttholes together and clench at the same time
Hey man, me and my ole lady pucker-sucked last night.
by Regularweirdo May 3, 2024
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If You Express That you want To Fiddle Then Suck It Pussy, I wil not
If You Express That you want To Fiddle Then Suck It Pussy, I wil not
by ToddAaronBrotzeIsNickFury March 18, 2025
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Suck

To vape or smoke
‘hey would you like to come outside for a suck?”
“yes I really need a suck”
by I<3diggers November 8, 2021
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National Suck Ding Dong Day

ding dong just is another word for.. dick. anywho, suck ding dong day!
joe mama: “yo bro did yk its national suck ding dong day!!?”
ur mom: “nope i didn’t know haha”
by bruhstopnojoemama October 8, 2021
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