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Trouser tits

Balls. Tits but in your trousers.
You've gotta have some real trouser tits to do that
by Mylesglo March 12, 2024
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MAGA Tits

A person who acts holier than thou, supports Donald Trump and wears a shirt with MAGA across the chest. May be male of female and spreads false conspiracy theories as if they were fact
Person #1: "Trump is still your president because he won the 2020 election by a landslide. Also, if an apocalypse happens, don't trust the children because they'll gain your trust then kill you and eat you".

Person #2: "Whoa, whoa! Calm down MAGA Tits, Trump lost, and why would children kill and eat you? Wacko!"
by TheBFH March 23, 2024
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send tits day

Peter: Hey, it’s national send tits day on March 26, show me your tits!
Anna: Of course Peter!
by Czech batman March 26, 2024
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Sucks tits

When something suck tremendously enough to the point where you need to tarnish gods gift to man
"Dude this exam is going to Sucks tits"
by Wely wabo April 8, 2024
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Best tits ever

The best tits to ever be put on a womans chest belong to Jaime. They are BIG, 36DD. This is a woman who is proud of them and loves to show them. When viewing, its best to grab one and give it a squeeze and a lick.
Did you see Jaime's tits ? They are the best tits ever.
by hawke4me May 5, 2024
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Sparkle Tits

The act of putting pegs on your nipples, often posted on various social media platforms such as X/Twitter.

Usually clothes pegs made from eco friendly wood.
Dave: "Did you get any last night?"

Graham: "No but I did see some Sparkle Tits on twitter"
by PegsForNips June 3, 2024
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Bitch Tits

Used for an array of meanings between people who are well acquainted / taking the piss of one another

Example one : When someone is whining and bitching like an upset girl ( any age ) or a child
Example two : Greeting someone close / The person who is known to complain a lot in general
Example One : " You really are whining like a cow aren't you, Bitch Tits"
Example Two : " Sup Bitch Tits"
by ChefHeinzy June 10, 2024
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