On fire

A lot of states out west are on fire, so not everybody thinks something being on fire is a good thing.

She said the housing market was on fire, and that she could help them sell their houses, and they told her and the fire to go fuck themselves.

by Solid Mantis March 15, 2021

Beach fire

When you go to the beach and the sand is a little too hot and the water is a little too cold.

I just got back from Beach fire! It was as if the beach was making me miserable.

by Crowned Raven March 18, 2021

Australian Bush Fire

When you are having Anal intercourse with an Australian woman who has not shaved her asshole and you get rug burn on your penis

"Damn she really needs to shave down under. She really hit me with the Australian Bush Fire!!"

by Daddy Yanky 4 U April 6, 2021

Hire Fire Promo Cycle

The golden age for employees and people looking for employment. The period where all the older employees are retiring, so positions open up. Options to promote are broadened by lack of trained employees. More stores at more locations are opening so there is more spots to hire for. Since the flow of people wanting jobs has increased, managers will look to make space if someone isn’t up to par.

With the baby boomers hitting retirement age, and the new stores opening up around town. It seems we’re gonna see another Hire Fire Promo Cycle

by XiiphiiK April 29, 2021

Fire-In-The-Hole

A phrase uttered by only the bravest of men, while standing atop a chair and using only brute force and one’s forehead to open a jar of peanut butter.

The cadet yelled “Fire-In-The-Hole” as he slammed the jar against his head, causing a loud pop.

by GloriousOldZoo April 29, 2021

X Fire

The best person ever

I love X Fire

by The king of Fire May 6, 2021

horse fire

It's not what you think, but exactly what you expect.

Expecting an outcome but being surprised on how it comes to be.

Morty: Aww geez Rick, what are we gonna do?

Rick: I don't know Morty, I mean this entire situation is a horse fire.

Morty: A what?

Rick: It's a horse fire morty, I mean I expected these Mongoloid Raptors to try and kill us, but I didn't think they'd use sardonic malorganite to try and do it. This is bad Morty. Real bad.

Morty: I still don't understand where the horse comes in?

Rick: Priorities Morty! Space raptors are trying to kill us with one of the universe's deadliest weapons and you're still hung up on grandpa's vocabulary!

Morty: Yea but..

Rick: But nothing Morty!! It's a real phrase!! You can look it up on Urban Dictionary if we make it out of this horse fire of a situation!!

by WolfgangSpartacus May 10, 2021