Chocolate Milkshake

Using a turkey baster you squirt water in your mates butthole and have him do 100 jumping jacks and then stick a straw inside his butthole and drink.

I was thirsty for a chocolate milkshake so my boyfriend gave me one out of his butthole.

by Wolfmanjackkk July 24, 2023

chocolate milkshake

When you do both a pee and a poo in your pants, it’ll mix together and you will end up making a chocolate milkshake!

guy 1: ‘damn dude i have such a chocolate milkshake in my pants right now.’
guy 2: ‘same bro, it’s been hurting to shit lately so it’s a strawberry milkshake.’
guy 1: ‘damn.’

by skullyfaerie March 12, 2021

Chocolate milkshake

When you spread someone’s cheeks apart and you put a straw down their butthole and drink their shit

Me and my girl decided to spice things up by dong the chocolate milkshake

by Mitchflip July 29, 2019

Chocolate Milkshake

Cumming then taking a shit in someones mouth

I thought it would be sexy to give someone a chocolate milkshake

by Rotten_Cum September 05, 2021

Chocolate skunk

When a person of African American descent receives an anal cream pie before farting to shoot it out as a skunk would shoot it’s stinky juices as a defense mechanis.

He got her so crunked she let him do the chocolate skunk maneuver

by Yahoo_surfer June 29, 2024

Chocolate covered rod

When you have anal sex with a girl right after they take a dumb and when you take your penis out, the girl licks the poop off of it.

Last night Jenny had a chocolate covered rod!

After i banged her in the ass, i made her like my chocolate covered rod!

by Halasheek Muhhammad October 09, 2009

chocolate ice burg

A shit so massive the top pokes out of the water similar to an ice burg that wrecked the Titanic but made of shit instead of ice and it wrecks your anus.

I need to eat more fiber I just dropped the biggest chocolate ice burg.

by Beef Swellington May 19, 2017