Top Gear Maths

When you round up a number to the next most impressive figure specifically to make an impact.

Dave spent £857,945 on snacks last year. Using a little Top Gear Maths, that's a million pounds!

by TayBoop March 14, 2025

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Top Heavy

A female so attractive from the waist up that her partner would finish before even continuing below the waist. Pretty face, great breasts and all the sexy attributes above the waist.

That blonde is so top heavy I’d finish before I got to third base.

by rancherogringo March 15, 2025

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Cincinnati top hat

During intercourse one person shits on the other person's head, Hence "Top Hat"

I was banging this chick last weekend, she told me to try something new so I gave her a Cincinnati Top Hat! She never saw it coming.

by Irishsunglasses May 31, 2024

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Alphas

People who sit on the top floor lib are such Alphas

by Alphastopfloor3 May 31, 2024

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Top Mount

Where you get your sexual partner on their hands and knees and straddle them from behind, then proceed to place your right hand on the left breast and your left hand on the breast.

bro- how did your date go last night?
Bro- it went well, We went back to my place and i got that bitch in TOP MOUNT

by C-Raig69 June 1, 2024

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