get your cookies

To get off; to have an orgasm

You slept with him? Girl did you get your cookies?

by Getthatcookie January 9, 2016

stuff on your head

the phenominoa when you become much happier, or your outlook on life improves when you put stuff on your head

when you forget to be awesome, i advise you to put stuff on your head

by LIGHTNINGMAIDEN January 11, 2012

blow your load

ejactulate

Fred saw a new BMW and he blew his load

by //* November 5, 2003

tell it to your blog

This is used in forums and can be said aloud if you'd like. It is told to drama queens and people generally being overly dramatic. It can also be said if people are talking for themselves to be heard and aren't contributing to anything when they're speaking/typing.

Jessica: So I bought three barbie dolls and then I combed their hair for six hours. They're really pretty just like me. I wish somebody would love me.

Arthur: Tell it to your blog

Jessica: What's that mean?

Arthur: Look it up on urban dictionary you overdramatic (expletive).

by teddyrux August 7, 2006

Blowing your wad

Cumming, unloading, climaxing (from your cock)

Blowing your wad feels so damn good!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007

jack your jaw

Jacking someone's jaw is another way of saying to beat someone up. To punch someone in the face, around the jaw area.

Hey dude back off my girl! I'm gonna jack your jaw!

by justinm2010 May 28, 2010

fuck your happiness

A term used to express the revenge one will take against another, when the latter commits a heinous crime.

(The term is generally used by the youth in Indian cities)

1.
When Mukesh stole Rahul's cricket bat, Rahul decided that he would fuck Mukesh's happiness.

2.
Santosh: Dude, Mrs. Pandey gave you a D on your paper?
Harmesh: Yah man. How dare she! I'm totally gonna fuck her happiness.

3.
Ashutosh: Dude, I didn't mean to drink your booze, I'm sorry!
Sampat: I swear to god Ashutosh, I'm gonna fuck your happiness!

by Avnish May 18, 2008