Immortal Boner

No.

Immortal Boner.

Just stop.

by JohnMaddenFootball August 03, 2014

boner busted

when a man can no longer get a boner

i heard that guy is boner busted

by christophorus August 04, 2011

Tyler Boner

When you inject a man named Tyler's blood into your own penis, giving you a boner of Tyler's blood.

"Call Tyler, I need a Tyler Boner."

by addiisntracist May 27, 2023

Retweet boner

The excitement you get from being retweeted.

That celebrity just retweeted me. It totally gave me a retweet boner.

by Schwaah February 06, 2020

bonerable

When you are vulnerable to needing sex once teased by a second party, and not yourself. You simply cannot fight it.

Jonny- "Yo, let's hit the strip club!"
Michael- "Na, man, I can't. Ive been feeling too bonerable lately."

by gasti phunk April 16, 2017

Bonerable

The state of being of legal age to consent to sexual intercourse

“I’m 18, so that means I’m 100% bonerable!”

by Adolf Lincoln May 16, 2018

Bonerable

When a person with a penis thinks that another person (with or without penis) is attractive enough to stick inside of whatever hole this other person has (with their consent)

Yo, that human being is cute, they are bonerable.

by peterskeeter May 23, 2024