two is one and one is none

A Navy Seals adige meaning if you have two things and one breaks you always have one left but if you have one and it breaks, you have none

“I was in the water and my googles broke. Then I couldn’t stay down any more”

“Dude, two is one and one is none. What were you thinking?”

by BMc2 September 19, 2023

Two step peep

When you see someone you find attractive you take two small steps towards their direction to get a better look at them.

When I was walking down the street earlier today I saw a hottie that I had to two step peep on.

by Frankie' September 18, 2014

two dry frogs is a situation

not fun

A: *doing not fun stuff*
A: TWO DRY FROGS IS A SITUATION
B: ikrrrr

by sn0wdr1ft3720 July 17, 2025

two oh low

another was to say the year 2010 2 oh l o

this aint 20 oh 9 its two oh low

by ballin is a habit January 5, 2010

Two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

In the Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas mission "Drive-Thru," the protagonist Carl Johnson proceeds to a Cluckin' Bell fast food restaurant with his fellow gang member Big Smoke, who proceeds to order a long list of items.2 On February 16th, 2010, YouTuber james227uk uploaded the scene, which gathered more than 740,000 views and 1,900 comments over the next seven years.

Big Smoke’s Order refers to a scene in the 2004 action-adventure video game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas in which the character Big Smoke orders an enormous amount of food at a drive thru restaurant. Online, the order has circulated as a copypasta, leading many to speculate about its contents.
here is an example of it being used
Voice Comm: Can I take your order please?
Big Smoke: Carl, what do you want? You gotta eat to keep your strength up, man.
CJ: Ey, I’ll take a number 9, fat boy.
Ryder: Give me a number 9, just like him.
Sweet: I’ll have a number 6 with extra dip.
Big Smoke: I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

by eviubuy4b v8bq3fuimfwqioubfew8 June 25, 2023

level two earring

A piercing slightly above and behind where an earring would normally go. Usually the second piercing on the same ear lobe.

Oh my God, did you see Kaylee's level two earrings? So cute!

by JcBadd February 16, 2021

Two-in-the-Goo

Like "three-on-the-tree" for a 3spd column shift manual gearbox, or "four-on-the-floor" for a 4spd floor shift manual gearbox, "Two-in-the-Goo" refers to a 2spd Automatic transmission, most obviously a Chevrolet / G.M. Powerglide.

Two denoting the number of forward speeds, and "goo" describing the slushy, slippy nature of an automatic trans.

This old clunker came with a 283 with Two-in-the-Goo originally, but we quickly sorted that problem out with a 383/Muncie Four-on-the-Floor combo years ago and haven't looked back.

by Hezath September 21, 2020