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Piss kink

When you're trying to jack off and accidently tangle your tubes in your dick and therefore are stuck with a piss kink.
Guy 1: I've been jacking my meat for an hour wheres the cum?
Guy 2: Oh I think you have a piss kink. You've been touching your dick for too long.
Guy 1: Well shit.
by bigbottledman January 21, 2022
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Piss pie

Lacking in worth, effectiveness, ability, taste. As in, a piss pie would not satisfy your hunger or render any amount of enjoyment or quality.
"Nah, mate, Man U are piss pie; they'll do nowt this season!"

" Lad, what ARE You wearing? Those trainers are piss pie! Did you buy them off the market??".

"Seriously, Boris Johnson is piss pie! He's made a right mess of this coronavirus situation... the sooner he goes, the better!"
by Austin Tayshus July 15, 2020
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piss bottle

a term for the followers of Ben's shitty fall out boy meme acc murdered.by.petewentz. all of his amazing followers r piss bottles ever since Ben drank piss out of a bottle.
u follow murdered.by.petewentz? dude ur such a cool piss bottle
by ben stump March 22, 2020
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piss jockey

A female who pisses like a race horse while striking her tip.
Your ma's a piss jockey.
by Micky Stephens May 14, 2024
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pre-pissed

Being in a mental condition where anything bad happening triggers an angry, agitated response.
Watch out for Sally, she totally seems pre-pissed today.
by Tom Carbon OG April 3, 2021
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Fart Piss Crap

Used in situations of disappointment. Much the word dam
Aw Fart Piss Crap! I forgot my damn mask!
by Firezombie forgot his password November 19, 2020
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Piss Bottle Hoarder

A Hoarder who hoards bottles of piss all over their house due to complete dysfunction and unwillingness or inability to repair their toilet.
That dudes a piss bottle hoarder, won’t even fix his toilet!
by No Mercy May 23, 2025
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