dead

you are dead
7B people left.

"Oh shoot, he's dead. Whatever."

by deadeadeadeadeadeadeadeadeadea November 27, 2021

The Dead Flag Blues

The sadness that comes from living a failing system.

Based on the song off of F# A# ♾️ by Godspeed You! Black Emperor with the same name

"Why does the country keep going to shit, it makes me have the Dead Flag Blues"

by GameScientist January 20, 2025

dead eggs

A groupchat on twitter formed by phandom members which became a huge mistake.

"Wow did you hear about Dead Eggs new website?"
"Yes they're really extra."

by exposepml December 16, 2017

Dead man’s hand

When being blue balled by a girl, any man can utilize dead man’s hand. Wait for the girl to sleep and gently put her hand on your phallus whilst you fantasize about her jerking you off.

Chad: “So Brad, did you get lucky with Jessica last night?

Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”

Chad: “Awesome”

by Anonymos Maximus July 12, 2021

dead xd

DEAD XD: When you laugh so hard you die

I sharted when i was dead xd

by Allyc; May 13, 2018

Dead Bird Site

Another way to call Twitter, especially after Elon Musk's mismanagement.

Nobody knows how the Dead Bird Site’s algorithm works.

by irsY January 29, 2024

I’m dead

Something Malia Ann Obama and Natasha Ann Obama say every second of the day

“I’m dead”

by Guccipolo November 28, 2025