Jack shit

When you is Jack and you pour hydrofluoric acid down your toilet to fix a clog and shit comes spraying back up in your face giving you acid burns that need medical attention.

Bob didn’t know jack shit could happen until he woke up the next day in the hospital smelling like burnt crap.

by Buttersrules February 4, 2021

Jacks Dad

When your son slips in the shower and instead of helping him you teabag him instead.

My son slipped in the shower and shouted me to help, i saw he wasn't hurt so i Jacks Dadded him instead.

by SICKTRIX February 14, 2021

jack branagan

despite being 5 feet 1 in height, this fox is a sexy beast and a killer in the sheets.

man 1: jack branagan
man 2: malder
man 1: i gorilla glued my cock so its permenantly erect
man 2: jack branagan moment lul

by tommymald February 27, 2021

jack prince

an amazing musician who made the song “peace”

Jimmy: Did you hear that new Jack Prince song?
Sally: No
Jimmy: You uncultured swine

by beatlefan February 27, 2021

Jack Prince

A very attractive person (usually Austrian) will make you day much better just by seeing the smile on his face and hearing his gorgeous laugh. Jack Prince I usually a burning stud who can get any girl on their knee's just by either growing out their hair, or playing the guitar (and like 12 other instruments) The perfect body, height, weight to you standards, that is a true Jack Prince.

(Girl 1): OMG is that Jack Prince.....
(Girl 2): Yeah...That's my man
(Girl 2): THAT'S YOUR MAN, DAMN YOUR LUCKY!

by AlgerianFootFungus February 27, 2021

Jack Grow

Jack Grow is the sweetest most handsome most considerate, helpful, kind, and generous person in the world. He puts other’s before himself anyone who is near him feels better because he is there to help

Guy 1: have you been around Jack Grow yet?
Guy 2: No , but I hear he is awesome

by antmey March 2, 2021

Jack Ma

A two person joke wherein participant A poses the question “Do you know who Jack Ma is?” to participant B. If participant B replies with “No, who is Jack Ma?” then Participant A ultimately concludes the joke with the sexual pun “Jack ma balls off” (itself a comedic phrase intended to sound like “Jack my balls off” but which includes the original individual in question named Jack Ma).

Dave: Yo have you ever heard of Jack Ma?
William: Who’s Jack Ma?
Dave: Jack Ma balls off!
William: oh dude you totally got me I did not see that coming.

by Jung Mook March 7, 2021