mosquito bite tits

Little tits the size of mosquito bites as on young children or skinny women

yo did you see her little mosquito bite tits
yeah i hate that double D's for me man

by Sageums + Ginger February 17, 2007

Tits-in-my-ass

To be bothered, or to be in a bad situation. Tits-in-my-ass is used to express anger. Similar the word "fuck", except it provides more syllables for the user to scream it out in anger, allowing them to yell it for a longer periods of time.

1. "Tits-in-my-ass!"
2. "She is some major tits-in-my-ass"
3. "What's wrong dude?" "man, i have some major tits-in-my-ass"
4. "I just failed my math test... Tits-in-my-ass!"
5. "I just got cock-blocked! Tits-in-my-ass"
6. "I broke up with her, but she thinks were are still dating... tits-in-my-ass!"

by wookie4747 April 6, 2009

Whiskey Tits

The act of filling 2 zip loc bags full of preferred whiskey, putting the bags into a double d bra, then strapping said bra to a smaller chested woman and concealing with a shirt. This is used to smuggle alcohol into large sporting venues that forbade such drinks.

They don't serve alchol in Tiger Stadium; but luckily ole gal keeps a set of whiskey tits so I get hammered for the whole game.

by Jamacha November 22, 2013

Pancake tits

What the tits of a defensive female look like.

Asshole chef-Well, since she's defensive about everything, I'm gonna let her thin skin heal and get back to the kitchen where I will actually get something done. Did you get a look at the pancake tits on her?
Chef's friend-Yea, they were funny looking pancake tits, hahahahaha.

by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018

vampire tits

Breasts so unattractive they should never see the light of day.

Steve vurped when she removed her bikini.
"Vampire tits!" he thought, as he turned off the merciful lights.

by fuzzygreysocks November 18, 2010

Tit-respect

a healthy appreciation and humble high-regard for the female
breast.

"That UD Dick thinks tits are a joke. He submitted 'humortits':
humorists who think tits are some kind of joke."

"Dig, saw that. That UD Dick's got no tit-respect.

by Steed F. Dropout September 4, 2012

Volcano tits

Huge Boobs where the nipple is the size of the whole thing and they are leaky as if volcanic ash is spewing out of them.

Omg I saw this really got girl but then I found out that she had volcano tits.

by The real mcjagger 33 May 4, 2015