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Facebook Whore

When a girl uses facebook as her personal diary or as a means to talk to random men. Also when there in a relationship they will try to use sympathy to attract men. they stay on facebook 24/7 as if they live in the website. They will jump in other peoples argument when shit don't pertain to them to put themselves out there in a bitchy way. They make you want to pull them through the screen and pop the shit out of them. they will post pics of themselves all the time sometimes almost nude where u can see half there pussy lips or a little nip slip.
Dude did you see kaitlyn's profile on facebook. she had videos off her twerking where you can see her pussy lips. She comments on every guy's photos even though she has a boyfriend, she also jumped in on my argument with donald. i hate when she comments on everything she does just ate a bagel, now Im pooping, oops just started my period, just got it in for the 5th time tonight yay me! She's such a Facebook Whore don't talk to her for your dicks protection.
by Jahgettingit September 17, 2013
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Facebook Whore

Someone who adds people they don't know personally but have heard of. Generally from other high schools. They then proceed to leave photo comments on popular girls pictures saying they are beautiful and like guys statuses and pictures. All of this is so people from other schools will think they're cool.
Nicole added tons of my friends and enemies from my high school and started up convos with them on their pictures. Such a facebook whore.
by Shameonawhigga November 8, 2012
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Facebook Flurry

A notification phenomena that occurs on FB that begins as suddenly as it ends.
One minute I was in the throes of a Facebook flurry with nearly half the people I was connected to "like," thread reply & private message wise & the next minute all manner of FB activity ceased & desisted.
by upsydaisyum August 22, 2014
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Facebook hyper

When someone is on Facebook while hyper, usually from sugar or caffeine. This person will post, message and comment much more than usual during this state.
"Sorry for all the messages last night, I downed an entire coffee and was Facebook hyper."
by Pink CiCi September 29, 2011
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facebook-preening

carefully or carelessly, depending on your level of drunken-ness, weeding out bad pictures and embarrassing statuses on Facebook, like preening an already shit stained coat
Ehh, I got a few minutes... I think I'll do some facebook-preening.
by Timmy January 1, 2015
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Facebook

I Like Facebook!”
by Cool :D April 25, 2022
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facebook migraine

When you eye roll so hard it forces blood flow into your brain causing an immediate headache and intense feeling of disdain for the human race.
Upon viewing photos of Kyra’s latest beach resort trip after being told she can’t afford food for her children, Frida promptly eye rolled and experienced a Facebook migraine that required an exorcism.
by Truthgenie April 28, 2023
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