Someone: "I like eating mayonnaise out of the jar."
Marina: "who are you, pearl?"
Someone: "Yes" *takes off disguise*
Pearl: "you fool! It's me!"
Marina: ":0"
Marina: "who are you, pearl?"
Someone: "Yes" *takes off disguise*
Pearl: "you fool! It's me!"
Marina: ":0"
by mlgdoge_12343 April 27, 2024
Get the Eating mayonnaise out of the jarmug. An eat ass isn't just the act of analingus, while it can be that also.
An eat ass is someone who just buys everything someone says. It's like a mix of a schmuck and a pleb and a cuck and a simp all in one. Someone whose wife fucks 7 other people in a week and gets paid $7, she comes home dripping cum and then says no honey I love you, please believe that I'll only ever love you and be faithful to you. Then they go to bed and he eats her out cos he believes her and wants it to all be okay, not realizing that he's eating seven loads all at once and believes her when she says it cos she drank so much milk for lunch.
An eat ass is someone who just buys everything someone says. It's like a mix of a schmuck and a pleb and a cuck and a simp all in one. Someone whose wife fucks 7 other people in a week and gets paid $7, she comes home dripping cum and then says no honey I love you, please believe that I'll only ever love you and be faithful to you. Then they go to bed and he eats her out cos he believes her and wants it to all be okay, not realizing that he's eating seven loads all at once and believes her when she says it cos she drank so much milk for lunch.
Wife: Hey honey, come to bed now, tell your mates to go home.
Husband: Ok honey, guys it's time to go home now, thanks for coming over.
7 guys: Fuck he's an eat ass, how does he not realize we just gang banged her in the room.
Husband: Ok honey, guys it's time to go home now, thanks for coming over.
7 guys: Fuck he's an eat ass, how does he not realize we just gang banged her in the room.
by Treppar January 16, 2025
Get the Eat assmug. whenever u're chilling and ur friend reminds u that u have to do a stressful work, u can tell him to be quiet and simply eat his food like a fish with this good sentence
Guy 1: ayo G, we have a lot of homeworks to do for tomorrow
Guy 2: man, i'm chilling, stfu and eat ur food
Guy 2: man, i'm chilling, stfu and eat ur food
by therealseb September 8, 2020
Get the stfu and eat ur foodmug. the day in which my friend Rory makes a grilled cheese sandwich, it is considered a holiday to those who love Rory, it shows that life is worth LIVING BRO.jpg
Rory: GOD I LOVE GRILLED CHEESE
me: happy rory eats a grilled cheese day
Rory: yes to all those who celebrate it ♥︎
me: happy rory eats a grilled cheese day
Rory: yes to all those who celebrate it ♥︎
by dogustboy April 20, 2024
Get the rory eats a grilled cheese daymug. 
And after an individual takes a long strong inserts into a tampon that is inside a menstruating vagina and then sucks vigorously until the tampon is clear of all menstrual fluids
by The real McCoy but my name is January 10, 2022
Get the eating the cottonmug. Popular phrase used by bike riders (speciacally moutain) when they go over the handlebars face first and rub against the dirt.
by Huomk September 19, 2020
Get the Eating shitmug.