Birmingham Bush Crabs

1: Noun

A delicacy enjoyed in the city of Birmingham, Alabama, wherein you scrape the pubic lice out of a hooker’s bush, fry the lice in a pan, and eat them like popcorn. Traditionally, the pubes are used as dental floss afterwards. 1 hooker serves 4 people.

Hey Bill, Krystal’s been mighty itchy lately, wanna see if we can score some Birmingham Bush Crabs?

by DiarrheaDildo69 November 12, 2025

Bush

Kiwi for forest and scrub comprised mainly of native species of plants and trees. Some exotic invasive species can also be found there like privet, gorse, broom, and Himalayan honeysuckle.

Bush is a synonym of "temperate marine rain forest". The word probably comes from the Dutch "bos/bosch" which means forest and was introduced in the Southern hemisphere by early Dutch settlers.

Let's all go bush. - Let's all go for a walk in the forest.

by RangiWiremuWakaJones June 7, 2020

bush

A hairy vagina that relates to a bush

Dude did you see her bush?

by Hhh June 20, 2016

Bird in the mouth and 2 in the bush

Verb. Licking a clit whilst inserting two fingers into a vagina that only has hair around the outer lips.

Last night I gave her the old Bird in the mouth and 2 in the bush.

by FLAKEBOY December 4, 2019

bush ranger

elizebeth.

Elizebeth is a complete bush ranger because of her hair

by t[sdc April 7, 2022

George Bushed

The act of walking near a bush and getting pushed in the bush after the aggressor says something about George, the aggressor then runs away.

Cody: “Hey Jay you know George is coming?”
Jay: “George?”
Cody: “George Bush jackass”
*Cody pushes Jay into the bush*
*Cody runs away*
Jay: “I can’t believe i got George Bushed”

by Daimatron May 6, 2025

Bush Hopper

A bush hoper is a mans or a woman who enjoys the other sex’s pubic hair

Did you hear about Jenna and Matt?
Yeah he’s such a Bush Hopper

by Xrxman January 19, 2018