The anal starfish is when you're able to find a woman who is loose enough you can slide your hand in her butthole and high-five the last guy that was in there.
Dennis. " Yo bro...We had the best vacation in Maine.. me and my son we're in the beach and found a whole cash of star fish!"
Clay " dam bro... I met this stripper in Maine named deb ...and cashed in on her anal star fish. Met this cool guy named Aaron... Our trip was the shit! "
Clay " dam bro... I met this stripper in Maine named deb ...and cashed in on her anal star fish. Met this cool guy named Aaron... Our trip was the shit! "
by Captain A ron December 25, 2020
Get the Anal star fishmug. by adaywithdaae June 10, 2019
Get the Anal Gravymug. A style of hair predominantly found on women where they have long hair but will shave off one side of it. Women who sport this hairstyle are 100% guaranteed to like participating in anal sex.
"Jeez, did you see Becky's new hairstyle? Before she looked like the Girl Next Door, but now she's got anal hair."
by DrScientist812 September 13, 2018
Get the Anal hairmug. When you do anal while wearing a cowboy hat swinging a lasso/rope over your head and say “Yee motherfuckin ha!”
“After the rodeo my girlfriend asked me if we could do American Anal, and I’ve never felt so excited.”
by Kitty Hickey December 17, 2021
Get the American Analmug. While conducting anal sex, the pressure buildup of digestive gasses are much stronger than the inserted object's (penis, butt plug, baseball bat, etc.) friction seal and increased so much from the repeated pumping and agitation, that it causes an outwardly explosion of digested mass - typically diarrhea and gasses - all over the anal sex participant and surrounding surfaces; evocating a similar result likened to Deepwater Horizon.
Yo man, I took Mary to Taco Bell last night then back to my place for some loving. We tried anal for the first time and idk wtf happened but one second she said "uh oh" and the next second her anus exploded multiple streams of diarrhea all over me, the bed, floor and dog - I don't know what else to call it other than a Deepwater Horizon Anal Fissure Event.
by hazeyez October 16, 2022
Get the Deepwater Horizon Anal Fissure Eventmug. What happens at the close of anal sex when the penis is removed from the anus as it attempts to clear the sphincter. During this process and just as the penis is removed anal fluid is gleaked from the spincter similair to when spittle is ejected from under the tongue when gleaking.
After a vigorous anal reeming I slowly pulled my penis out with the anticipation of a mess but to my pleasant surprise it was just a few airborne drops of anal gleakage that landed on my hand.
by WordsMeanFe February 26, 2023
Get the anal gleakmug. The act of defacing someone’s balloon knot. A popular form of anal vandalism consist of putting on a ski mask and spraying semen on the asshole of someone or something, in a graffiti-like style.
by Slimecraw January 12, 2021
Get the Anal Vandalismmug.